1. |
I
00:37
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2. |
Bedbugs
02:24
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mom comes home from work
dad comes home pretty late
he's acting like a jerk
mom pretends he's great
I can't start to lie
so I wonder why
my mind consuming me
then I start to see...
there's some mad thoughts brewin' in my head
I feed them to the monsters under my bed
doctor says I've gone mad
no more friends that I wish that I had
mom loves to cook
paul wall's a mushroom man
he loves to read his books
and mom don't understand
I try to play guitar
but that don't go far
then I start to think
and my mind, it sinks.
there's some mad thoughts brewin' in my head...
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3. |
II
00:23
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4. |
Thrashtity
01:11
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I got no house
I got evicted
I got no porn
Internet's restricted
I lost my shoes
I can't stay clean
and everybody's mean
I took my pants
to get dry cleaned
...and they ruined them
I lost my shoes
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5. |
Eat Feet
01:11
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Outta the woods
grab me some sticks
I hate cereal
but I love my tricks
I eat feet, 'cause I thought it was meat
I eat feet, didn't taste so sweet
Kinda tasted like salami, kinda tasted like pastrami
Kinda tasted like salami, but I thought it was pastrami
I eat feet
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6. |
III
00:46
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7. |
Chokey Hotel
01:31
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So what's the deal with taxi cabs?
This cab fair is UNFAIR!
And I'm stuck here
In this chokey hotel
I hate this fucking job.
In the chokey hotel.
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8. |
IV
00:42
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9. |
3 Beers
00:16
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I got 3 beers
I got 3 beers
I got 3 beers
I'm drunk.
I got 3 beers
I got 3 beers
I'm gonna puke.
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10. |
V
01:18
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11. |
Jamie O'Keefe
02:49
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He blows glass in the back of an ambulance.
He put his clothes on spin cycle but forgot to rinse
now he's feelin' mighty sticky from all the soap
and he's known for growing some really good dope
oh jamie
jamie o'keefe
He's never been afraid to get in a fight
and he'll hide your body in the middle of the night
He's never been afraid to pull out a knife
one blink of the eye and you'll lose your life
oh jamie
jamie o'keefe
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12. |
VI
00:39
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13. |
Rumcock
01:38
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Never went to LA
maybe I will some day
but for now I'm in Maine
and I'm going insane
three shots of rum
and I'm acting dumb
shit I can't even walk
'cause I got rumcock
I've got rumcock
yeah, I've got rumcock
ladies...
rumcock!
strikes in unusual places
rumcock!
strikes when you're too drunk to see their faces
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14. |
VII
01:22
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15. |
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Jimmy and Maeve
they went out on a date
they got real fucked up
and came home real late
Maeve's dad found out
and he wanted no more
Jimmy said 'fuck you!'
and puked on their floor
it's just
some good ol fashion punk rock love
Jimmy and Maeve
yeah, they wasted no time
they got hitched up quick
now they fight all the time
Maeve is a bitch
and Jimmy's a dick
Jimmy drinks three beers
gets drunk and gets sick
It's just
some good ol fashion punk rock love
Jimmy and Fred
they devised a sick plot
if they feed Maeve to Fred
they'll never get caught
Maeve digs her grave
while Fred licks his chops
Jimmy and Fred
they can never be stopped.
It's just...
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16. |
VIII
00:57
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17. |
Fred
02:25
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Dog's name's Fred
girlfriend's dead
gave me head
thought we'd wed
but she's dead
so I fed
her to Fred
now she's lyin' on her back
in the back of my blood-stained Cadillac
Name was Maeve
dug her grave
as my slave
put her back
Cadillac
in a sack
with Jack Smith
...and he tried to sleep with her
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18. |
Milk Street
02:49
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Milk Street
we're out here on Milk st.
I thought it'd be so sweet
I hate it on Milk st.
Well stay where you are
and don't go far
not far from Milk st.
I met her at a meet n greet
she said that she'd be so sweet
I wanted it to be discreet
well stay where you are...
We got a house on Milk St.
I hate that house on Milk St.
I hate that house on Milk St.
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19. |
IX
00:41
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20. |
Fred Pt. 2
02:52
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let me tell you a story about one dark night
never told this story 'cause it never felt right
.45 magnum is strapped to my left side
my dog Fred's sniffin' out the place
'cause tonight someone will die
someone's gonna die
by the .45 magnum that's
strapped to my side
yeah tonight yeah tonight
someone's gonna die
by the 45. magnum
strapped to my side
I don't give a shit 'cause my girlfriend's already dead
yeah you heard it right, kids! I fed her to Fred
Jamie O'Keefe to the left of me and you know we fuckin' killin it
Jamie O'Keefe finds out who it is you know he'll fucking be killin it
someone's gonna die
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21. |
X
01:18
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22. |
Dead Dog
01:18
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I've got a dog
and he's so goddamn dumb
all he does all day
is suck on his thumb
I can't afford
to pay the vet
so I went to the store
so I could get..
A shotgun
and I put down my own dog
I got a shot gun
and I put down my own dog
well it's something
but it's about nothing
but it's about my dog
he's a fuckin' lunatic!
I got a shotgun..
and 'das a wrap boys.
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23. |
The End
00:18
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