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Eat Acid, See Satan
00:54
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Eat Acid, See Satan x2
He's alive now, he carved my eyes out x2
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Mersh Curse
01:42
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Smoking weed in Gabe's barn
and Brennan put EXP on
and that shit freaked me the fuck out.
Grabbed my shit
I'm out of there
stems and seeds are in my hair
I smell like a mother fuckin skunk.
Went and sat
in a ditch
I've been cursed by the mersh witch
living in a stop motion film.
30 minutes just went by
and I am still so fucking high
so I called my mom and I left.
We don't sleep at all
'cause we're tripping balls
when we start to cry
it's 'cause we are too high.
MERSH CURSE
My buddy bought some commercial shit
and I only needed one hit
then the curse kicked in.
Anxiety and sweaty palms
I felt like I was married to Dom
Shelly as my mother in law.
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No Knees Nick
01:34
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I'm dirt poor and I'm running from the police
Like young Gump I'm feelin like I got no knees
I'm in a shirt, thigh highs, and high heels
Crooked eyes I've had coke for the last five meals
shit head
waste head
coke head
I fish for crabs and get crabs from the ladies
I sell your grannie's xanies out my mercedes
Slab city I still got seven xanies
In the night I'm stealing girl's panties
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New Pope
00:30
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We got a new pope
They say he's so dope
Lives in the Vatican
Can say that again
me and the new pope
we're gonna elope
fucked in the Vatican
can say that again
The pope's gay.
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Dave is Doomed
01:13
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Dave is doomed, yes Dave is doomed
and we buried him in his tomb.
Put him right in his grave
and now Dave is Satan's slave.
WE LOVE YOU DAVID MUNSON.
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Cemetery Aquarium
02:44
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Living in a house, right by the grave,
sleeping on a bed of bones I have saved.
Don't have no friends so I went to the dead,
wish I was a skull so I shaved my head.
I sleep in the graves and snuggle with bones,
scratching my eyes out and chewing on toads.
My house and the graveyard that's all I've got,
oh yeah and the skulls -
They like me a lot.
One summer night, I was sleeping in the grave,
and to my surprise it started to rain.
My bed filled with water - I started to drown,
on the surface I could see the bones floating around.
My friends all leaving they started to cry,
I tried to save them but they waved goodbye.
Now I'm all alone in this drenched cemetery,
maybe I'll get some fish -
And make an aquarium.
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Ellory
02:52
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Ellory
she's not walking
Ellory
she's not talking
Ellory
it's eating at your brain
Ellory
blood is squirting
Ellory
birds are chirping
In your dreams
it'll all come back again
Ellory
first time at the party
Ellory
perspective shifting
Ellory
your mind is drifting
Ellory
pupils like black holes
Ellory
it's getting busted
Ellory
you can't be trusted
and your parents won't be very proud.
Ellory
last time at the party.
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Seven Bug Bites
02:09
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It's another foggy night
My head is full of tics
and I've got seven bug bites
I cannot go to bed
there's too much noise
and the juice just got to my head
to my head...
to my head...
Everybody wants a taste
They wanna get bit
and stay up really late
but they don't hear what I said
they hit their waves
and they keep taking bites to their heads
to their heads...
to their heads...
I'll take another seven bites to my head.
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Master Blaster
01:14
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Master Blaster
this song's a disaster
it'd be so much better
if we just played it faster...
1234
Master Blaster
no longer a disaster
it is so much better
since we just played it faster
at the skate park doing front side disaster
and you're gonna love this master blaster
Chilling out with a pastor in a pasture
smoking on the rubble from a natural disaster
showed him new pope and he cried right after
guess he couldn't handle that master blaster
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Pop Star
03:21
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This one is for the ladies...
One night, I had a really crazy dream
that I was a famous celebrity.
Loads of money, and all those fancy cars
up on stage with all of those famous stars.
I got my picture taken when I fucked a Filipino chick
and got my own skate park when I did a kick flip
I bombed a city and guess what
they found out it was me
but hey, who cares?
Cuz I'm on the cover of rolling stone magazine.
I wanna be
I wanna be a pop star
I got busted smoking pot
and got in trouble for a day
so now I do it all the time
when I'm on stage
started on Disney acting like
daddy's princess
and now I can't wait for all the guys
to get me undressed.
I learned to twerk
and I put it up on the big screen
yeah I can twerk check it out
check
check it out on MTV
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Taco!
01:37
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I'm so fucked up
all stoned up off seven blunts
and some kid's tryin to eat all of my parent's food.
It's really fucking late
sun is up and I'm still baked
and all my friends are puking off of steel reserve.
I just want a taco.
I'm really fucking tanked
crashed my car and it's still day
and someone's in the bathroom
and their seeing shit.
When I get home
I'll still smoke another bong
and I don't even know what fucking day it is.
I just want a taco.
I JUST WANT A TACO.
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Drugs
03:36
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I've got drugs all around my room
the cops are here
and I don't know what to do.
If they come find me
I'm in such deep shit
so I guess I'll have to take all of it.
Smoke some crack and pop some pills
mescaline and other cheap thrills
smoke it up son, the fuzz is almost here
good thing I only have
3 more beers.
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